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I have seen an avalanche. I roll my own cigarettes. I've lived in virginia, oklahoma, texas, colorado, montana, california, north carolina, missouri, arizona. I've spent months of time in Mass, Fla, WV,NY,SC. I have driven through Mexico, Guatemala and Belize and into Canada. I have been a mechanic, a waiter, a meat salesman, a house flipper, a lumberjack, I have snowboarded for a living, I have picked pecans and I have managed an office. I have petted a bear in the wild, I have been homeless on multiple occasions, I can do a kickflip, I have ridden in Limos. I have broken down in more places then I can remember, I've had a tooth punched out. I have been with four women at once and I have given up in the middle of jacking off. I have been in Times Square for newyears, I have given away thousands of dollars, I have been excommunicated twice, I have drank rumnog on a carribean Island. I have prayed to God and to the devil. I have snorted cocain through one hundred dollar bills and I have sold my blood to buy the cheapest booze, I have sailed in the atlantic and the gulf. I can climb straight up. I've surfed in the pacific, I have sailed off a cliff on engineer mountain, I have been on the Empire State building before and since the twin towers fell, I have ridden on a bus in San Fran all night because I had nowhere to go. I have ridden my bicycle hundreds of miles on the blue ridge parkway. I have won a race, I have lost a wife. I have friends who would die for me and family who won't speak to me. I have seen El Cap, strolled the French Quarter and hiked the Grand Canyon. I have a daughter who is a heartbreaker. - ...the bacons burning.